Freshman Practices Humblebrag in Mirror Before Meeting Up with High School Friends
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jori Barash MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After nearly one hour locked in the bathroom of his home in Minneapolis, USC
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Month: March 2017
My Grandfather’s Final Words Were “Cinnamon Is the Winnamon,” and It Still Haunts Me to This Day
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen A death in the family is tough to sugarcoat. My grandfather’s death certainly wasn’t sugarcoated. It was
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Male Student Distracted by Female Classmate’s Bare Shoulders
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen TAPER HALL, USC — One fateful Tuesday morning, Logan Altman was taking notes in his law class
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Student Teetering on D- Makes Desperate Sports Banter with Professor
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — After receiving an F on his last Writing 150 paper bringing his grade to a
Read moreC.L. Max Nikias Spends Weekend Snorting Coke Off Toilet Seat In Gender Neutral Bathroom of Culver City Target
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones CULVER CITY, CA — Liberated from his responsibilities running a world-class research university, USC President C.L. Max
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I Have a Rolling Backpack and I Still Pull More Bitches Than You
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Charney-Harrington I know you’ve seen me around. The swagger in my walk, the tucked-in polo, the cuffed jeans.
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Local Teen Figures He Should Probably Start Guitar Lessons Especially If He Wants to Impress Becky
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen LOS ANGELES, CA — Unremarkable teen Gregory Lutz spends most of his time eating Doritos and playing
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Sophomore on Apartment Meal Plan “Gonna Make This Swipe F*cking Count!”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch USC — Chad Bronkowski, a sophomore on the apartment meal plan, had only 8 meal swipes left
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