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USC Transportation Announces New Route From Fig to LAPD Rampart Station

November 26, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES — After months of students complaining to USC’s Department of Transportation, today several buses

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Following Michael Brown Verdict, Nation Urged to Stay Safe Distance from Social Media

November 25, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat OVAL OFFICE, D.C. — President Obama, as well as numerous political and public officials, have taken to

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Half of Outkast Performs at Conquest

November 24, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Morgan Greenwald This Thursday, USC held its annual Conquest bonfire and concert featuring Big Boi, better known as the

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Student Surprised To Find Earth Still Spinning Following UCLA Loss

November 23, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Trent Molina, a mixology Senior, woke up flabbergasted to find the world had not come to a

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Daily Trojan Switches to Comic Sans

November 19, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff Photo editing by Jack Koppa In its long history as the University of Southern California’s newspaper of record,

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Architecture Student Sleeps Eight Hours, Finally Understands Appeal Of Closing Eyes, Not Working

November 17, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Dale Feng, a junior architecture major, recently reported lying in his bed and shutting his eyelid for

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USC Football Still a Thing

November 14, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat and Tyler Pullen LOS ANGELES MEMORIAL COLISEUM — “USC Football is totally still a thing,” shouted Pat

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Bill Clinton Urges Scholarship Kids to Change World

November 13, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Donors, university administrators, presidential, trustee’s, and Mork scholars alike sat in Bovard Auditorium last week, rapt by

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USC Actress Stuck in Cliché-Filled Beginner’s Level Student Film

November 11, 2014June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat ROSKI SCHOOL OF THEATRE — Local acting student Marie Friedlander is at her wit’s end. It all

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Business Majors Plan App to Find App Programmers

November 9, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Noah Suarez-Sikes From Uber and Lyft to Tinder and Farmersonly, the biggest new names in the

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