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Nintendo to Celebrate Mario’s 35th Anniversary by Blowing Up an Italian Eatery Every Day For 35 Days

September 18, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan KYOTO, JAPAN — The year 2020 marks the 35th anniversary of the original Super Mario Bros game

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Kim Jong-un Goes Into Coma In Order to Weed Out Any Advisors Stupid Enough to Fall For This Again

September 10, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA — North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un deliberately faked falling into a coma yet again

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Apple Sales Plummet as Doctors Stay Six Feet Away

September 4, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan AURORA, CD — Apple products are yet another industry taking a hit from the worldwide COVID-19 pandemic.

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REPORT:‌ ‌Amelia‌ ‌Earhart‌ ‌Was‌ ‌Actually‌ ‌Just‌ ‌Right‌ ‌Here!‌ ‌In‌ ‌This‌ ‌Big‌ ‌Ol’‌ ‌ Tire!‌

August 25, 2020January 21, 2021 Finn Kobler

By Finn Kobler A BIG OL’ TIRE, ND – For decades, the location of lost pilot Amelia Earhart has remained

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Fact-Check: Billie Eilish is Not the “Bad Guy,” or At Least Not as Bad as Jeffrey Epstein

August 18, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas Nathan Alternative pop superstar Billie Eilish has become infamous for calling herself the bad guy in her

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USC’s Fall Plans Force Empty Nesters to Abandon Dreams of Moving to Fiji and Starting a Throuple

August 13, 2020January 21, 2021 Bryn Doyle

By Bryn Doyle  REDDING, CA – The Twin XL sheets and Facetime schedule were all prepared for August in the

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United States Offers Financial Relief to Help Struggling Parent Companies Feed Their Subsidiaries

July 20, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan WASHINGTON D.C. — In the middle of an economic crisis caused by the COVID-19 pandemic, the United

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Diversity Win! This Surveillance State is Monitored by Big Sister

July 15, 2020July 15, 2020 Gia King

by Gia King ARSTOTZKA — Move aside, Big Brother, there’s a new metaphorical figurehead for the clear and rapid dissolution

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Ghislaine Maxwell Found Alive in Jail Cell

July 13, 2020January 21, 2021 JT Tomlinson

by JT Tomlinson BRADFORD, NH — Accused sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell was found responsive in her jail cell Monday morning,

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Facebook to Ban Deepfakes Unless They’re Mark Zuckerberg’s Face on a Hunky, Muscular Body

July 9, 2020June 8, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long MENLO PARK, CA — Facebook joined the fight against disinformation last week when Chief Technical Officer Mike

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