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Insurance Company Claims Bullet Wounds Are Pre-existing Condition

March 10, 2015December 9, 2015 Staff articles

by Matt Abrahamson HOSPITAL–The Jenkins family was shocked when they recently found out their insurance would not cover their son’s

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International Student Shocked to Find out Cigarettes Bad for You

February 26, 2015January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Sasha Voth USC–Jonathan Lee was certainly surprised when he was told that cigarettes are bad for you, and among

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Bill Clinton Urges Scholarship Kids to Change World

November 13, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Donors, university administrators, presidential, trustee’s, and Mork scholars alike sat in Bovard Auditorium last week, rapt by

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Great Shake Out Drill Makes Earthlings Look Stupid

October 17, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat USC–At precisely 10:16am on October 16th, 2014, two great events in California state history coincided. The first

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Philosophy Mines Running Out – Robust Job Prospects For Humanities Majors Now In Jeopardy

October 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Matt Prusak MOJAVE DESERT — Plato’s cave may soon be relegated to myth after all. The philosophy industry, for

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Climate Change Rally-goers Burn Through Four Tons of Water Bottles

September 21, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff

by Staff LOS ANGELES– This past Saturday, several hundred demonstrators met on the streets of LA to voice their concerns

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USC Attempts to Secure Its Own Ebola Patient

August 30, 2014January 23, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat  USC, LOS ANGELES — This past month, two patients with Ebola were rushed to the Emory University

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USC Introduces New “Problems Without Passports” Programs

April 4, 2014February 25, 2022 Staff articles

by Staff On Tuesday evening, university officials announced plans to expand the popular “Problems Without Passports,” which according to its website “combines

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Churches to Authorize Targeting of Christians

March 5, 2014December 16, 2015 Staff articles

by Luke Phillips As their celebration to inaugurate the holy month of Lent, a smattering of Christian churches at USC

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Iranian Club President Refuses to Acknowledge Existence of Jewish Fund-rager

March 4, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause In a recent statement that has shaken the campus party scene, the president of the Iranian club,

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