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Lee to Play “Everything” Next Season

December 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Jordan Klein To say that USC’s football season was disappointing is more than an understatement. After a 21-7 loss

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Band Performs Sober For ESPN Game Day Rally, “Worst Playing Yet”

November 16, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Tommy Trojan Accused In Doping Scandal, Doctors Call Abs of Bronze “Unnatural”

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Draft Soon To Begin For Fantasy Beer Pong

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Song Girl Throws Out Hip During Third Down Defense

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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USC Directs Its Resources Towards Replacing The Word ‘Saturday’ With ‘Game Day’ in American English

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Football Game Versus The Irish Quickly Devolves Into Drinking Contest

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Gladiatorial Games to be Held at Coliseum

December 16, 2011February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Next Saturday, slaves that USC captured during the Trojan War will be made to fight to the

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Faculty Member Moves to Introduce “Kiff” to Dictionary

December 16, 2011June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Following the defeat of the USC football team by the Washington State Institute for Prospective Nuns (the

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In Emotional Press Conference, Pat Haden Admits Lane Kiffin was an Elaborate Hoax

December 16, 2011June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Ryan Lee At a small press conference on Sunday afternoon, USC Athletic Director Pat Haden admitted that he and

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