- Undergraduate Squirrel Government Ends Nutdown, Human Zoo (Also Known As USC) Reopens For Visitation
- Students Give Raving Reviews Of ‘Gravity,’ But Admit “It’s Kind Of A Heavy Film”
Sunday, May 22, 2022
Breaking News:
- Student Finally Watches Hentai Without Subtitles After Four Years of Japanese
- Girl Who “Really Found Herself” Freshman Year Gets Tattoo To Prove It
- Student Turns McCarthy Dorm Into a BDSM Dungeon Using Command Strips
- Dear Mom: Let’s Not Watch Lady Bird Together
- Inspiring! NYC Flasher Pivots Into Comedy Career
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