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Bill Clinton Urges Scholarship Kids to Change World

November 13, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Donors, university administrators, presidential, trustee’s, and Mork scholars alike sat in Bovard Auditorium last week, rapt by

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After Election, CNN Returns John King to Basement Until Next Year

November 4, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat Photoshop by Jack Koppa CNN HQ, ATLANTA — Citing the inevitable end to their day of election

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Governor Declares Los Angeles Free of Ebola, Water

October 24, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat

by Rob Smat LOS ANGELES, CA — Los Angeles residents, Angelenos, citywide have taken to celebration following the announcement of

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Climate Change Rally-goers Burn Through Four Tons of Water Bottles

September 21, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff

by Staff LOS ANGELES– This past Saturday, several hundred demonstrators met on the streets of LA to voice their concerns

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State of the Union Update: Designated Survivor Still Missing

February 7, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat Above: A solemn Biden expressed his concerns for Moniz to the press corp Indiana Public Media WASHINGTON, DC

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Graphic Design Ability Key Issue in USG Race, New Poll Finds

February 1, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu As the Undergraduate Student Government presidential race heats up, candidates of the major tickets are campaigning furiously,

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In Gallant Social Statement, Naïve Freshman Signs Petition for Both Planned Parenthood and Pro-life Campus Activists

January 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Every day, students are surrounded and hounded by activists in neon yellow vests, pink t-shirts, clipboards, and

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Chris Christie Shuts Down McClintock Avenue for Political Retribution

January 20, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Jori Barash For the past week, the USC community has wondered why traffic is so restricted

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ROTC Students Respond Nervously to George Bush’s “Fight On”

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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USC to Hire George W. Bush as New Dean of Price

November 19, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu Former President of the United States George W. Bush is expected to replace Jack H. Knott as

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