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Doctors Warn of Secondhand Smoke Exposure from Kissing Timothée Chalamet

September 5, 2023September 8, 2023 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center pulmonologist Dr. Caroline Mering issued an advisory about the health implications of

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From the Archives: Lil Tay Obituary

August 10, 2023September 10, 2023 Joshua Wolk

by Joshua Wolk Rapper Lil Tay, 14, passed away from unknown causes on Tuesday, August 10, 2023, according to her

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OceanGate Rebrands Submersible as Immersive Titanic Experience

June 24, 2023June 24, 2023 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk Following the submersible implosion that killed five men, OceanGate employees were seen frantically writing over brochures in

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Odd Ticking Sound Emanating From Kaczynski Coffin

June 12, 2023August 10, 2023 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas CHICAGO, IL – The famed domestic terrorist known as the Unabomber was found dead in his prison

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Disneyland Fire Accidentally Misses a Spot

April 25, 2023April 25, 2023 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson ANAHEIM, CA – After an animatronic dragon exploded in Disneyland California’s “Fantasmic” light show, the resulting fire

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Tucker Carlson, Don Lemon Resign to Preserve Illicit Whirlwind Romance

April 24, 2023April 24, 2023 Jackson Parker

By Jackson Parker NEW YORK, NY – In a statement released on Monday, Fox’s Tucker Carlson and CNN’s Don Lemon

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Kanye West Sued for Copyright Infringement by Guy on Street Corner in Iowa

October 25, 2022October 24, 2022 Chelsea Levy

By Chelsea Levy SIOUX CITY, IOWA — Self-described “innovator” Kanye West is being sued for copyright infringement by Jim Park

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USC Students Eager To Find Out If They Wasted $200 This Year

September 4, 2022September 4, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster and Jackson Irvine In anticipation of the premiere of USC’s newest additions to the football team, including

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Biden Team Luckily Doesn’t Need To Worry About Long Term Covid

July 21, 2022July 21, 2022 Alexandra Ornes

By Lexa Ornes WASHINGTON, DC — With the news that Biden has been diagnosed with Covid-19, his team told the

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Capitalism Strikes Again: Amazon Prime Day Just Another Fictional Holiday Invented by the Greeting Card Industry

July 13, 2022October 24, 2024 Staff

By Staff KANSAS CITY, MO — Tensions have risen outside the Hallmark Cards headquarters as Amazon Prime Day rages on

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