Friday, July 3, 2020

Breaking News:

Update: Your Hometown Same Hell Hole It Was Five Minutes Ago
Woman Working from Home Grabbing Own Ass for Sense of Normalcy
Post Office Starts Offering Bubble Wrap Popping to Make Ends Meet
OPINION: Why We Shouldn’t Have Published Mr. Met’s Op-Ed “Let Me Hit Children With a Baseball Bat”
Impatient Donald Trump Attempts to Schedule Summit with Coronavirus

The Sack Of Troy

USC's Second Best Parody Newspaper

College
Local
World
Sports
Politics
Entertainment
Attention Vortex
Videos
Columns
About
- History
- Members
Join Us

College News in Brief

“Asian Beta” Obeys Court Order To Diversify, Becomes Jewish Fraternity

November 25, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff 1209 Views headline

← ‘Conquest’ Setlist Includes Only Two Songs, “Jason Derulo” And “Derulo Uncut”
Jason Derulo Replaces Dean of Thornton School of Music →

Share This Post:

You May Also Like

USC WiFi Comes Back from Break Totally Wasted

March 24, 2014 Rob Smat 0

Student Hopes TA Gives as Little Shit About Grading Essay as He Gave to Writing It

April 11, 2017 Staff 0

USC to Hire George W. Bush as New Dean of Price

November 19, 2013 Staff 0

Tweets for Twerps

Categories

Attention Vortex
College
Columns
Comics
Dear Mom
Editorial
Entertainment
Local
News in Brief
Politics
Reviews
Sports
Strong Feelings
TWRN
USC
Videos
World

Recent Posts

Update: Your Hometown Same Hell Hole It Was Five Minutes Ago
Woman Working from Home Grabbing Own Ass for Sense of Normalcy
Post Office Starts Offering Bubble Wrap Popping to Make Ends Meet
OPINION: Why We Shouldn’t Have Published Mr. Met’s Op-Ed “Let Me Hit Children With a Baseball Bat”
Impatient Donald Trump Attempts to Schedule Summit with Coronavirus

Archives

Archives

Staff Stuff

Log in
Entries RSS
Comments RSS
WordPress.org

Newsletter

First Name

Last Name

Email address:

Popular Posts

Woman Working from Home Grabbing Own Ass for Sense of Normalcy
Elon Musk Blacks Out, Builds Iron Man Suit
OPINION: Why We Shouldn’t Have Published Mr. Met’s Op-Ed “Let Me Hit Children With a Baseball Bat”
Students Protest Offensive USC Trojans Team Name
Update: Your Hometown Same Hell Hole It Was Five Minutes Ago

Crime Scene

Who did this? Stay tuned to find out!

Twitter
Facebook
Instagram

Copyright © 2020 The Sack Of Troy. All rights reserved.