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Local Indie Boy Only Watches Black and White Films, Doesn’t See Color

November 8, 2021November 7, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK CITY, NY – As activism becomes more and more performative, NYC film critic Jacob Milnirsh

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Big Truck Honks

November 3, 2021November 2, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman CUPERTINO, CA — In dire support of a bus of elementary schoolers, a big truck on the

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Fraternity Shatters Glass Ceiling, 14 Injured

October 12, 2021October 12, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – A local fraternity shattered glass ceilings last night at their biggest party of

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Good Will Hunting Just a Name For Depop Resellers Now

October 8, 2021October 8, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina Photo by Nosiuol on Unsplash

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Hot Girl Summer Now Hot When I Pee Summer

August 31, 2021August 30, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — The summer of being vaxxed and waxed turned south for self-proclaimed ‘Chicago hot girl’

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Area Woman Different, Only Drinks Water From Industrial Sized Mason Jar

August 13, 2021August 13, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp

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Man Gives His First Blowjob Amidst Lonely National Girlfriend Day; Also Receives

August 1, 2021August 1, 2021 Luca Soltero

By Luca Soltero Photo by @nicotitto on Unsplash

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Area Man Definitely Not Compensating for Anything

July 20, 2021July 20, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes “Blue Origin New Shepard NS-10 Ignition” by NASA Flight Opportunities is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0 Modified from Creative Commons

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Student Mistakes Adderall for Viagra, Has a Really Hard Final

July 13, 2021July 13, 2021 Luca Soltero

By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Sydney Caviola reportedly blamed his lackluster calculus grade on mistaking a

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Wildfires Excited for Biggest Night of Their Year

July 4, 2021July 3, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes Picture by Garreth Paul on Unsplash

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