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Study Reveals 95% of Movies on Netflix Are Too “Out There” for Mom

May 26, 2020July 23, 2020 Jack Walz

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jack Walz LOS ANGELES, CA — In an effort to better understand middle-aged audiences, a team of researchers from

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New Netflix Dating Show Literally Just Locking Two Horses in a Barn and Swallowing the Key

May 18, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS GATOS, CA — Have you already binged Too Hot to Handle and Love Is Blind? Want

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New Netflix Show With Positive, Nuanced Queer Representation Unfortunately Still Sucks

February 28, 2020July 23, 2020 Finn Kobler

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Finn Kobler After the problematic lesbian fetishism of “Orange is the New Black” and the bisexual erasure of “The

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“America’s Got Talent” Cancelled Because We Don’t

February 26, 2020January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Staff LOS ANGELES — The hearts of bored mothers everywhere were broken on Monday when NBC announced startling news: the

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All the Memories From Before Mom Died That Are Now Available On Disney+

December 5, 2019January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan ANAHEIM, CA — The streaming wars are heating up, and your entertainment overlords over at the Walt

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Report: Guys, Elvis JUST Died. Seriously. He Died TODAY.

April 17, 2019January 21, 2021 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn BUENOS AIRES, ARGENTINA – Elvis Presley, the international superstar best known by his moniker “The King of

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Main Character Knows Just What to Do

March 25, 2019January 21, 2021 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez It’s Thursday night, and Season 2 Episode 3 of your favorite television show is on. You watch

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Student’s USC Application Just Link to Parent’s IMDB

March 12, 2019June 19, 2020 Sydney Sanchez

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA– In a shocking breaking news story, the University of Southern California admitted that

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Mumford and Sons Disband Following Ruthless Custody Battle

February 27, 2019January 21, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann LONDON, U.K. – Early Thursday morning, fans of British folk rock band Mumford and Sons were concerned

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Sack of Troy Official Oscars Predictions

February 25, 2019January 21, 2021 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski & Keith Herrmann It’s been a busy week here at The Sack, but we finally got it

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