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HBO Max Removes “Friends” Episode Where Ross Eats Children

July 23, 2020January 21, 2021 Gia King 2829 Views

by Gia King Following the recent launch of HBO’s premium streaming service, HBO Max, Friends fans have flocked to the

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Diversity Win! This Surveillance State is Monitored by Big Sister

July 15, 2020July 15, 2020 Gia King 1924 Views

by Gia King ARSTOTZKA — Move aside, Big Brother, there’s a new metaphorical figurehead for the clear and rapid dissolution

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Upstart Candidate Clillary Hinton Joins Democratic Race

March 2, 2020January 21, 2021 Gia King 2172 Views
by Gia King Just as things are beginning to heat up in the race for the Democratic nomination, an already-crowded Read more

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