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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Fuck. Shit ass tits bitch mother fucker ass butt dick. How did we get to this point–shit Goddamn fuck shit
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Strong Feelings
I Was a Feminist Until I Learned I Couldn’t Sexually Harass My Coworkers
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall I like to think of myself as a progressive. I read the literature, I try to keep
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How to Talk to a Woman Who Has a 100ft Restraining Order on You
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett These days, many women walk around listening to music and carrying their restraining order
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Smart! This Girl Took Birthday Pictures for Her Friends’ Facebook Walls Early This Year!
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by James Osborne What a genious! Citing the difficulty experienced last year in finding the perfect naturally taken picture to
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Curiosity Killed the Dude in the Fridge
by Amanda Suarez I just read this article about how the police are stumped by a mysterious body that workers
Read moreAre you a Star Wars Fan or a Fan of Star Wars?
by Rob Smat In a crucial scene from the critically acclaimed Attack of the Clones, Count Dooku greets the imprisoned Obi-Wan
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Involvement Fair Light on “Fair,” Heavy on “Involvement”
by Rob Smat TROUSDALE PKWY.–“Save the whales!” someone shouts at me. “Save the Rainforests!” someone else yells. “Save our school
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Film School Is a Lot Like Summer Camp, Even Though I Never Attended a Summer Camp
by Rob Smat Rob Smat is currently pursuing a PhD in astrophysics, whether he is aware of it or not.
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Man Wastes Helicopter
by Rob Smat WASHINGTON, D.C. — A Florida man, and local asshole, landed a single pilot helicopter on the Capitol
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If A Man Benches 225, But No One Views His Snapchat Story, Did He Even Lift?
by Brad Manchester This past Tuesday began as had every other day at the gymnasium. I entered the building, inserted
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