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I Slept With Every Cast Member of the Classic 80s Sitcom “Lotta Family” Only to Find Out it Never Existed. Here’s What I Learned.

April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks We all treasure the beloved sitcoms of the 1980s. From Full House to Cheers to Lotta Family,

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Guess What? Dad’s Gonna Live, So Quit Calling Dibs on the Antiques!

April 10, 2019 Leila Hoffpauir

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Leila Hoffpauir Well, Dad got the call. His liver is officially cancer-free, so put down the vase, Karen. You’re

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Op-Ed: Is Hecuba Likable Enough?

March 1, 2019June 17, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — A year and a half ago, USC opened the new Village by unveiling

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Well, Mom’s Drunk Again, Which Means We Can Wear Her Scarves

January 15, 2019 Leila Hoffpauir

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Leila Hoffpauir So right in the middle of a thrilling “Dexter’s Laboratory” marathon, my brother Justin and I have

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Quiz: Is He Into You or Does He Want to Kill You and Your Siblings To Get His Hands on the Baudelaire Fortune?

January 9, 2019January 9, 2019 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan Finding a good man is difficult, especially when it has been highly publicized that your parents perished

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Stop Complaining, People! Marvel’s Probably Going to Retcon Stan Lee’s Death in a Couple of Months

November 19, 2018November 19, 2018 Alex Greenblatt

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt We saw this with Spider Man in 2011, we saw it with Karen Page in 1999, and

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Cool! This Bathroom Has a Fold Down Table so I Can Eat My Lunch Without Being Bullied!

November 14, 2018November 14, 2018 Elise Vondra

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra ANNENBERG BATHROOM STALL — Man, today is the best day ever. While I was trying to dissociate

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Op-Ed: I Bet I Could Kick Neil Armstrong’s Ass Now That He’s Dead

October 18, 2018 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan HOUSTON, TX — Lately, the news has not been kind for male icons of yesteryear. While the

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Opinion: I Don’t Like it When You Call Me ‘Big Poppa’

April 10, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson To all the ladies in the place with style and grace, please allow me to make one

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Opinion: I Miss the Drought

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire I didn’t sign up for this. I live in Los Angeles for a reason. We have an

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