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OPINION: USC Campus Security Asking More Questions Than Ever About My Bloody Garbage Bag Collection

September 30, 2024October 8, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES – As USC students and faculty grow frustrated with the additional security at all campus

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Parents Weekend Really Awesome For Everyone Except Batman

September 27, 2024September 27, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – As homesick freshmen count down the days for mommy and daddy to buy

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Brat to School! 5 Must-Have School Supplies That Will Pop Your Pussy #vondutch

September 23, 2024October 23, 2024 Julian Avrith

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– What’s up, coke whores?! Who’s ready to transition to Brat Summer to Brat To

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Top 5 Best Pagan Gods to Sacrifice Your Roommate to in Order to Have the Best Freshman Year

September 18, 2024September 15, 2024 Nino Muratori

By Nino Muratori LOS ANGELES, CA – With all of you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed freshmen finally moving in, we wanted

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A Sack of Troy Investigative Report: How To Bribe Your Way Into Clubs At USC

September 13, 2024September 13, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA —  Each year, clubs at USC are getting harder and harder to get into

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Freshmen Report: Every Friend Group Already Formed

August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Move-in day has come and gone, which means every freshman has already cemented

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Dramatic Arts MFA Holds Going Out Of Business Sale

June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Acting. A profession notorious for a masters degree being its barrier of entry.

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Carol Folt Announces She Is Two Police Calls Away From A Free Sandwich

May 6, 2024May 6, 2024 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – On Sunday, May 5, 2024, Carol Folt called the LAPD to help their

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Guy Gets A Little Too Into TrojanLearn Roleplay

May 1, 2024May 2, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — USC sophomore Thomas Tracy raised some eyebrows when he was a little too

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USC Admin Only Making Bad Decisions Because They Like The News Helicopters

May 1, 2024April 29, 2024 Jackson Parker

By Jackson Parker LOS ANGELES, CA — USC President Carol Folt has announced the school’s administration has been purposefully creating

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