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USC Steps Away in 4th Quarter To Honor Yom Kippur

October 13, 2024October 15, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — This Saturday, October 12th’s highly anticipated matchup pinning USC against football juggernaut Penn

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You’re Going to Joshua Tree This Fall Break? Well, I’m Going to Work at the Fucking Razor Factory

October 10, 2024October 23, 2024 Julian Avrith

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– I think it’s really cute that you’re spending this fall break goofing off at

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Trojans Learn An Important Lesson In Friendship, Lose 24-27

October 7, 2024October 8, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Despite a heartbreaking loss, the Trojans learned an important and relatable lesson about friendship

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OPINION: USC Campus Security Asking More Questions Than Ever About My Bloody Garbage Bag Collection

September 30, 2024October 8, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly LOS ANGELES – As USC students and faculty grow frustrated with the additional security at all campus

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Parents Weekend Really Awesome For Everyone Except Batman

September 27, 2024September 27, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – As homesick freshmen count down the days for mommy and daddy to buy

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Brat to School! 5 Must-Have School Supplies That Will Pop Your Pussy #vondutch

September 23, 2024October 23, 2024 Julian Avrith

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA– What’s up, coke whores?! Who’s ready to transition to Brat Summer to Brat To

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Top 5 Best Pagan Gods to Sacrifice Your Roommate to in Order to Have the Best Freshman Year

September 18, 2024September 15, 2024 Nino Muratori

By Nino Muratori LOS ANGELES, CA – With all of you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed freshmen finally moving in, we wanted

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A Sack of Troy Investigative Report: How To Bribe Your Way Into Clubs At USC

September 13, 2024September 13, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA —  Each year, clubs at USC are getting harder and harder to get into

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Freshmen Report: Every Friend Group Already Formed

August 26, 2024August 26, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Move-in day has come and gone, which means every freshman has already cemented

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Dramatic Arts MFA Holds Going Out Of Business Sale

June 19, 2024June 19, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — Acting. A profession notorious for a masters degree being its barrier of entry.

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