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USC Housing: Students Killed, Burned in Dorm Fires to Be Fined $200 per Incident

February 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Caroline Langella NEW NORTH- On Wednesday it was reported that an “actual fire alarm” went off in the beloved

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Lyon Center Shutdown After Inevitable Bro-verload

February 20, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Alyssa Kennedy LYON CENTER–-At 9:55 PM last night, lights flashed and alarms sounded as Lyon Center patrons heard a

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USC’s Cold War-Era Wifi Router Has Trouble with Youtube Upload

February 19, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat In a troubling technical glitch, USC’s Information Technology Services reported that the university’s solitary WiFi router, constructed

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Lorenzo Lion Attacks Residents for Not Properly ‘Getting the Party Started’

February 18, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause The lion seen intimidating students in the greater Los Angeles area According to the LAPD, the Lorenzo

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Lowell Institute For Renewable Energy Develops Cannabis-Powered Vehicle

February 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Suspicions of something strange on campus have been on the rise since August, when an increasing number

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Buff Guy at Lyon Center Marries His Own Reflection

February 16, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Jared Eggerton, a junior studying gym-ometry, was working his upper body when he locked eyes with his

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Film Students Form Totally Legit Production Company To Create “Important” Short Films

February 15, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Ryan Lee Whereas other film students are busy simply learning the tools of filmmaking, some students have taken it

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Shootings Bring Terror, Sandwiches to USC

February 12, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Madeline Karabian Photo by JaBB LOS ANGELES, CAL. – After the reported shooting at the Lorenzo Apartments last Friday,

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Student Hospitalized Following Consumption of EVK “Food”

February 10, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

photo by Rob Smat An unnamed USC student was taken by ambulance to the Good Samaritan Hospital after accidentally consuming

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Student Accidentally Attends Non-Football Sporting Event

February 9, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Photo by Lauren Williams Last semester, Johnny ‘Foosball’ Burgess, a freshman hippie punching major, stumbled upon a

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