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Oil Discovered Beneath Fluor Tower

January 25, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Susan Lin Massive oil reserves discovered underneath USC’s Fluor Tower are suspected to be the real reason for the

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USC Hires Elderly Curmudgeons To Better Yell At Students On Trousdale

January 21, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause In an attempt to increase safety along Trousdale Parkway, USC recently hired a dozen crusty curmudgeons to

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EVKitty Stages Own Death for Insurance Money

December 6, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Students last week were aghast to hear news that USC’s beloved mascot EVKitty had been run over

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Rain Brings Surge in Row-to-Campus Uber Trips

December 3, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff While this week’s rain storms forced many USC students to skip class and stay home altogether, hundreds of

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A Basic Betch’s Guide to Winter Fashion at SC

December 1, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash click bait

by Jori Barash and Kim Rogers Rule #1 Show Everyone That Winter Is a Tuesday and Friday Kind of Thing

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Graphic: What are USC Students Thankful For?

November 30, 2014June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers articles

by Kim Rogers As USC students trickle back from Thanksgiving break, the Sack of Troy interviewed a statistically insignificant number

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Nikias Hosts Thanksgiving Dinner, Males Charged $5 for Entry

November 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash SAN MARINO, CA – In his annual tradition, USC president C.L. Max Nikias hosted a large Thanksgiving

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USC Transportation Announces New Route From Fig to LAPD Rampart Station

November 26, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES — After months of students complaining to USC’s Department of Transportation, today several buses

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Opinion: Where are the exciting Campus Cruiser passengers?

November 26, 2014June 19, 2020 Rob Smat article

by Rob Smat USC–It all began on a dark and stormy night. (Or at least, that’s how I’ll start the

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Half of Outkast Performs at Conquest

November 24, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff articles

by Morgan Greenwald This Thursday, USC held its annual Conquest bonfire and concert featuring Big Boi, better known as the

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