Disappointed Student Continuously Settles for Cereal at EVK
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton EVERYBODY’S KITCHEN — Earlier today, the dining halls opened their doors for the lunch rush. The kitchen
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USC to Expand Ties In Middle East With ISIS Study Abroad Program
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski USC — The USC Office of Study Abroad Programs announced new plans last week to expand ties
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Jet Engine Inexplicably Hoisted Over Jefferson/McClintock Intersection
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Giles USC — The perpetual construction work in and around the intersection of Jefferson Boulevard and McClintock Avenue
Read moreReport: Song Girls’ Hips Defy Laws of Physics
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Mike Doeff USC PHYSICS — It’s not every day you discredit 500 years of scientific
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Lonely Spring Admit Takes Cinema Class Picture By Himself
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton and Jack Hackett SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS — This morning, the 2016 SCA Spring Admit photo welcoming in
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Student Hastily Spends Remaining Dining Dollars on Overpriced Junk at Seeds
by Jack Hackett USC–On Sunday, Matt Jackson kicked open the doors to Seeds with a dumb grin on his face.
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Students-Athletes Outraged Over Lack of Handicap Access Ramps for Their Hoverboards
by Derl Clausen JOHN MCKAY CENTER–Last Tuesday, student-athletes from every team gathered outside the John McKay Center to express their
Read moreUSC Compromises with Protesters, Promotes One Part-Time Employee to Full-Time
by Thomas Marshall USC–After months of protesting from disgruntled part-time USC employees about unfair wages and hiring practices, the school
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USC Students Gather for Pagan Sacrificial Pyre
by Thomas Marshall and Jack Hackett USC–Last night, students gathered in Neo-Pagan tradition for a ceremonial sacrificial pyre. Neo-Paganism, also
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USC Professor Names Feces-Eating Bacterium in Honor of Grad Students
by Joseph Grazier Fantastic strides were made today in the relatively narrow realm of grad student-professor relations; A newly discovered
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