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Guest Speaker Put To Sleep By Student’s Long-Winded Personal Anecdote

April 13, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka USC – Deep into cinema student Evan Carmody’s egregiously long tale disguised as “asking a relevant question,”

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Student Hopes TA Gives as Little Shit About Grading Essay as He Gave to Writing It

April 11, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – Last night, Junior Darren Tuppence cobbled together the most ungodly piece of trash essay, the

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Smug Nerd Who Actually Did Readings Turns in Pop Quiz Early

March 28, 2017June 17, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — When Comparative Politics Professor Robert Higgins surprised his class with a pop quiz on Monday,

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USG Does Free Food Thing to Raise Awareness About USG

March 22, 2017June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER — The Undergraduate Student Government allows students to take action and enact change on campus.

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Hunk of Raw Masculine Sex Appeal Blasts Mumble Rap on Portable Speaker as He Longboards Through Campus

March 21, 2017June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones USC — Those walking down Trousdale Parkway on Wednesday were treated to a powerfully erotic sight: a

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Spring Break 2017 In Review

March 20, 2017June 17, 2020 Staff

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Freshman Practices Humblebrag in Mirror Before Meeting Up with High School Friends

March 10, 2017June 17, 2020 Jori Barash

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jori Barash MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After nearly one hour locked in the bathroom of his home in Minneapolis, USC

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Male Student Distracted by Female Classmate’s Bare Shoulders

March 8, 2017June 17, 2020 Sara Linden

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sara Swearingen TAPER HALL, USC —  One fateful Tuesday morning, Logan Altman was taking notes in his law class

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Student Teetering on D- Makes Desperate Sports Banter with Professor

March 7, 2017June 19, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — After receiving an F on his last Writing 150 paper bringing his grade to a

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C.L. Max Nikias Spends Weekend Snorting Coke Off Toilet Seat In Gender Neutral Bathroom of Culver City Target

March 6, 2017January 23, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones CULVER CITY, CA — Liberated from his responsibilities running a world-class research university, USC President C.L. Max

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