Friend Seeks Conversational Entry to Talk About Own Summer Without Seeming Like a Dick
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER – Logan Fitz had a dope summer. Like, seriously. He traveled, interned at an investment
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College
“Was It Good for You?” Asks Professor After Boning Students with Cumulative Final
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve USC — After collecting tear-stained exams from his students, Professor George Madoff lit up a cigarette and
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Graduating Senior Finds Cute, Cheap Pad in Parent’s Basement
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers LOS ANGELES, CA — After landing an enviable entry-level position as a hostess at her local Macaroni
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Guest Speaker Put To Sleep By Student’s Long-Winded Personal Anecdote
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka USC – Deep into cinema student Evan Carmody’s egregiously long tale disguised as “asking a relevant question,”
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Student Hopes TA Gives as Little Shit About Grading Essay as He Gave to Writing It
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – Last night, Junior Darren Tuppence cobbled together the most ungodly piece of trash essay, the
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Smug Nerd Who Actually Did Readings Turns in Pop Quiz Early
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — When Comparative Politics Professor Robert Higgins surprised his class with a pop quiz on Monday,
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USG Does Free Food Thing to Raise Awareness About USG
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve CAMPUS CENTER — The Undergraduate Student Government allows students to take action and enact change on campus.
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Hunk of Raw Masculine Sex Appeal Blasts Mumble Rap on Portable Speaker as He Longboards Through Campus
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Nolan Jones USC — Those walking down Trousdale Parkway on Wednesday were treated to a powerfully erotic sight: a
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Spring Break 2017 In Review
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Freshman Practices Humblebrag in Mirror Before Meeting Up with High School Friends
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jori Barash MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After nearly one hour locked in the bathroom of his home in Minneapolis, USC
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