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Girl Upset at Not Getting Any @usc.missedconnections Posts Despite Never Going to Class

March 26, 2021March 25, 2021 Heidi Atlas

By Heidi Atlas PITTSBURGH, PA – University of Southern California freshman Tiffany Wilson is furious that nobody has anonymously fallen

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Student Celebrates First Anniversary of Her Quarantine Bangs

March 19, 2021October 24, 2024 Staff

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA – As many Americans mourn one merciless year of isolation, Amanda Gilbert has managed to

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USC Freshmen Receive Welcome Box Containing Four White Claws, a Fire Alarm Set For 4am, and a Lifetime of Student Debt

March 2, 2021March 1, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Dylan Gomez was elated to receive a USC Welcome Box, which

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Conservatives Condemn USC for Inciting Violence With Motto “Fight On!”

February 19, 2021February 19, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON – As part of the montage presented during the second impeachment trial, former President Donald Trump’s

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Local Girl Catches Covid So She Can Blame Quarantine For Being Lonely On Valentine’s Day

February 11, 2021February 11, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC student Sarah Miller was elated to find out she had contracted COVID-19

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OPINION: Can You Guys Hear Me?

February 5, 2021February 5, 2021 Professor Dietrichson

By Professor Dietrichson LOS ANGELES, CA – ummmm,, ah! Ma…. d- EHR, Can you guys hear me?  … Hello Class

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USC Diversity Initiative Targets First-Generation Apple Product Users

February 2, 2021February 1, 2021 Eloise Rollins-Fife

By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA– The University of Southern California, best known for its scandals and “spoiled children,” is

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Opinion: Haha U Up?

January 29, 2021January 26, 2021 Professor Dietrichson

By Brad Hey girl, uh haha u up? Covid been hittin’ me with the loneliness so I decided to stop

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Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority Instagram Post Asks For Forgiveness, But Doesn’t Say What They Need It For

January 25, 2021January 25, 2021 Cooper Roth

By Cooper Roth LOS ANGELES, CA – Yesterday, USC Sorority and Fortune 500 corporation, Kappa Kappa Gamma, issued an unspecific

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In Sick Prank, USC Students Exposes UCLA Student to COVID… Guys, I Meant Sick As In Bad. What’re You- No! Stop High-Fiving Matt!

January 14, 2021January 14, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a sick prank, a group of USC students exposed 25 UCLA students

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