Local Man Pushes Upper Limit of “All You Can Eat”
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley TORRANCE – Patrons of the Han Dynasty Buffet got more than they bargained for Saturday night, as
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Residence Hall Quiet Hours Found to Have No Effect on Voices in Student’s Head
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan PARKSIDE– A recent scientific study concluded that the designated quiet hour periods at the USC residence halls
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Weird Horse Girl a Little Too Into Traveler
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra ROUND LAKE, IL. — Incoming USC freshman Sarah Nando walked through her stable one last time and
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Idiot Riding Unicycle Must Be Unaware of Less Complicated Forms of Transportation
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – A young man whose primary choice of transportation is a unicycle has transfixed campus. Although
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Meteorologists on Date Skip Small Talk, Get Straight to the Weather
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington LOS FELIZ, CA – Abandoning the useless social niceties that send many first dates down the drain,
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Recent Grad Visits IKEA to Live Out Fantasies of Home Ownership
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery BURBANK, CA — On Saturday, recent graduate Taryn Rodriguez spent the day at IKEA, living out the
Read moreNikias Beats Out Another 20 Million Dollar Donation From Billionaire Alum
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn SAN MARINO, CA – After being shortchanged one too many times, USC president C.L. Max Nikias took
Read moreBubba Gump Manager Thinks Today’s the Day Tom Hanks Finally Shows Up
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn SANTA MONICA, CA – Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. restaurant manager Rickie Goad spent the early hours of
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Coy Barista Indicates She “Totally Wants It” With Polite, Forced Smile
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka LOS ANGELES, CA – A typical morning coffee run got a little hotter this week when local barista
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Heartwarming! This Theater Student is Only In It For The Money
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colin McIsaac LOS ANGELES, CA — It’s upsetting to think that collegiate arts programs are filled with students unafraid
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