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80% of Freshman in New/North Actually 21-Year-Olds From Pennsylvania

November 11, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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College Local USC 

Where Your Tuition Goes: A Breakdown

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff

By Staff Forced to comply with new Department of Education transparency standards, the University of Southern California recently released a

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College USC 

Community Celebrates DPS Practices

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Last Saturday, the community surrounded the University of Southern California celebrated the Department of Public Safety’s initiatives

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College Entertainment USC 

Kaufman School to Offer Pole Dancing Class

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff In addition to ballroom, hip-hop and jazz dance, students will soon be able to take pole dancing as

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College Local USC 

Homeless Refuse Dining Hall Swipes

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Last December, USC Swipes for the Homeless asked students to donate their excess Dining Dollars to benefit needy

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College Local USC 

USC Ranked Most Secure Prison in Southern California

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina USC’s “enhanced” security measures have drawn the attention of more than just its students. Prison Security Ranker,

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DPS Alert Text Saves the Day During SAG Awards

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Brad Tradonsky Students’ viewing of the Screen Actors Guild Awards was rudely interrupted by an extremely important text from

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College Local 

EVKitty to be Put Down

November 5, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Maxie McKittens, known affectionately by EVK-goers as EVKitty, is scheduled to be put down next Thursday, February

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College USC 

Adminstration Begins Inquiry Into Contents of Ground Zero Milkshakes

November 5, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Avery Regen USC administration launched an investigation yesterday into the contents of Ground Zero Performance Cafe’s famous milkshakes. “We

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College USC 

USC Becomes First School to Schedule “Rain Days”

November 4, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Morgan Greenwald After seemingly endless torrential downpours, with students trekking though our muddied Southern California campus, USC has begun

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