The Sack of Troy Endorses Wallace Shawn For President
After heavy deliberation, The Sack of Troy Editorial Board has concluded that we believe beloved socialist Wallace Shawn is the
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Sack on the Street: USCOVID-19
Sack of Troy reporter Angie Stroud hits the street to get the REAL story of COVID-19 straight from the people
Read more“America’s Got Talent” Cancelled Because We Don’t
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Staff LOS ANGELES — The hearts of bored mothers everywhere were broken on Monday when NBC announced startling news: the
Read moreHeartwarming: Nick and Joe Always Let Kevin Press the Button in the Elevator
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson The Jonas Brothers’ Happiness Begins tour is about as hot as Nick and Joe right now. While
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Hot Girl Summer Lukewarm at Best
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — On August 10th, when USC junior Lucy Lampart tweeted that she had experienced
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Nation Really Hopes R. Kelly Isn’t One of the Masked Singers
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington HOLLYWOOD, CALIF. — Jaws clenched, fists tightened and brows furrowed, fans of Fox’s hit singing show The
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Day 32 of White House Website Just Showing Monkey Holding Wrench
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]
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Newly Installed Dorm Carpet Doesn’t Know What It’s Getting Into
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire The spick n’ span new threads in New North Room 1412 have absolutely no idea what’s coming
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