College Local Don’t Worry! Guy At Party Has Copy Of Manuscript In His Car March 23, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff 2832 Views by Emily Halaka ECHO PARK, CA - When local twentysomething Anna Mendosa engaged in cordial small talk with friend-of-a-friend Adrian Read more
College Guy ‘Super Bummed There Are No Hot Chicks’ in His Gender Studies Class March 22, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff 4981 Views by Ethan Thomson TAPER HALL – Sophomore Chad McCallister sat down in a Taper Hall lecture room on Tuesday for Read more
Columns Strong Feelings Opinion: I Miss the Drought March 21, 2018March 21, 2018 Staff 4496 Views by Chris Cheshire I didn’t sign up for this. I live in Los Angeles for a reason. We have an Read more
Local Man Who is Not Team Player Won’t Shut Up About Merits of Teamwork February 27, 2018 Staff 2230 Views by Chris Cheshire VON KLEINSMID CENTER -- When Jerry Schlein was assigned an in-class literature analysis and put into a Read more
College Local After Melissa’s First Semester at Barnard, Family Begrudgingly Adjusts Gay Cousin-Straight Cousin Ratio February 22, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff 3540 Views by Emily Halaka ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS – A drunk uncle. A racist grandmother. Someone with some kind of medical degree. For Read more
Comics Sack Superhero #1: Guy Who’s Read Infinite Jest February 21, 2018June 17, 2020 Staff 5475 Views by Alex Greenblatt Read more
Local 9th Grade Class Disappointed New Kid Isn’t Some Sex God Here to Sweep Them Off Their Feet February 20, 2018 Staff 2664 Views by Ryan Zubery INDIANAPOLIS, IN— At 9:27 AM, Mr. Nielson’s 9th grade American history class let out a collective groan Read more
College Columns Strong Feelings Hey, The Student Conduct Code Doesn’t Say Anything About Two Cousins and An Earnest Mistake February 16, 2018June 17, 2020 Staff 3158 Views by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA-- As a student here at USC, I am very proud about my faithfulness to Read more
Local NBC Renews Law & Order: SVU Through 2086 February 15, 2018February 15, 2018 Staff 3870 Views by Joseph Grazier LOS ANGELES, CA - In a contract that pays Dick Wolf enough money to purchase a “sizable” Read more
Local Master of Seduction Buys Grocery Store Roses and Olive Garden Gift Card February 14, 2018 Staff 2797 Views by Kylie Harrington CULVER CITY, CA — A local Ralph’s checkout line was left stunned as a master of love Read more