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Grandpa Just Using Veterans Day As Excuse to Dress Up Like a Slut

November 12, 2018January 23, 2021 Staff news in photos
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National Rifle Association Marks Itself “Safe” After Shooting

November 8, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff news in photos
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Opinion: I Don’t Like it When You Call Me ‘Big Poppa’

April 10, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson To all the ladies in the place with style and grace, please allow me to make one

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Elon Musk Blacks Out, Builds Iron Man Suit

March 30, 2018January 22, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier BEL AIR, CA – Following a night of heavy drinking at a “rich people party,” billionaire, philanthropist,

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The Boys Are Back in Town For Their Quarterly Fiscal Review

March 28, 2018January 22, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colton Stock TOWN, AMERICA – Earlier this morning, it was confirmed that “them wild-eyed boys” just got back. The

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Don’t Worry! Guy At Party Has Copy Of Manuscript In His Car

March 23, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ECHO PARK, CA – When local twentysomething Anna Mendosa engaged in cordial small talk with friend-of-a-friend Adrian

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Guy ‘Super Bummed There Are No Hot Chicks’ in His Gender Studies Class

March 22, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson TAPER HALL –  Sophomore Chad McCallister sat down in a Taper Hall lecture room on Tuesday for

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Opinion: I Miss the Drought

March 21, 2018March 21, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire I didn’t sign up for this. I live in Los Angeles for a reason. We have an

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Man Who is Not Team Player Won’t Shut Up About Merits of Teamwork

February 27, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire VON KLEINSMID CENTER — When Jerry Schlein was assigned an in-class literature analysis and put into a

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College Local 

After Melissa’s First Semester at Barnard, Family Begrudgingly Adjusts Gay Cousin-Straight Cousin Ratio

February 22, 2018June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS – A drunk uncle. A racist grandmother. Someone with some kind of medical degree. For

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