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Opinion: I Don’t Like it When You Call Me ‘Big Poppa’
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson To all the ladies in the place with style and grace, please allow me to make one
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier BEL AIR, CA – Following a night of heavy drinking at a “rich people party,” billionaire, philanthropist,
Read moreThe Boys Are Back in Town For Their Quarterly Fiscal Review
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colton Stock TOWN, AMERICA – Earlier this morning, it was confirmed that “them wild-eyed boys” just got back. The
Read moreDon’t Worry! Guy At Party Has Copy Of Manuscript In His Car
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ECHO PARK, CA – When local twentysomething Anna Mendosa engaged in cordial small talk with friend-of-a-friend Adrian
Read moreGuy ‘Super Bummed There Are No Hot Chicks’ in His Gender Studies Class
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ethan Thomson TAPER HALL – Sophomore Chad McCallister sat down in a Taper Hall lecture room on Tuesday for
Read moreOpinion: I Miss the Drought
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire I didn’t sign up for this. I live in Los Angeles for a reason. We have an
Read moreMan Who is Not Team Player Won’t Shut Up About Merits of Teamwork
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire VON KLEINSMID CENTER — When Jerry Schlein was assigned an in-class literature analysis and put into a
Read moreAfter Melissa’s First Semester at Barnard, Family Begrudgingly Adjusts Gay Cousin-Straight Cousin Ratio
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS – A drunk uncle. A racist grandmother. Someone with some kind of medical degree. For
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