USC Auctions Naming Rights for Toilets
by Noah Suarez-Sikes LOS ANGELES, CALIF.– Following a brief but mysterious press release from the university, President Nikias has announced
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USC to Install Fountain to Commemorate Great Drought of 2014
by Tyler Pullen The most recent fixture in USC’s inspiring and entirely necessary construction plans is an elegant fountain surrounding
Read moreFertilizer Truck Crashes into TKE
by Sabrina Yam and Sondhayni Murmu GREEK ROW–Wednesday evening, a truck full of organic fertilizer crashed into TKE West. It
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Feline Celebrity EVKitty Pledges TKE
by Staff THE ROW – Looking for a unique Greek-life experience, USC icon EVKitty rushed TKE this fall, after being
Read moreClimate Change Rally-goers Burn Through Four Tons of Water Bottles
by Staff LOS ANGELES– This past Saturday, several hundred demonstrators met on the streets of LA to voice their concerns
Read moreDPS Implements “Walk Your Wheelchair” Policy on Trousdale
by Morgan Greenwald In an effort to alleviate congestion during the busier hours on campus, the Department of Public Safety
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USC Football Unveils $1.1 Billion Outdoor Heating System
by Tyler Pullen After the football team’s disappointing performance in Boston’s cold weather last Saturday, USC’s athletic department finally decided
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Ask the Sack: How Did Those Celebrity Nude Photos Leak?
by Staff Q: How was a group of unaffiliated, vulgar nerds able to collectively steal hundreds of compromising photos
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USC to Begin Using Tinder for Admissions
by Noah Suárez-Sikes LOS ANGELES– Following a press release promising “exciting new developments” in regards to the admissions process, the
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Lorenzo Shuts Off Fountains, Drought Ends
by Grace Carballo LOS ANGELES, CALIF. – After 2 years or something, California’s “megadrought” is finally over. Until recently, microbioclimatologists
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