College Freshman Already Expert at Dodging Pamphlets November 15, 2016June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch 2891 Views by Matt Hanisch USC — After just a few months in college, freshman Jacob Miller has already mastered the art Read more
College USC Rampant Stomach Virus Goes Undetected in New North Because Barfing All Night Is Normal There November 8, 2016June 19, 2020 Matt Hanisch 3938 Views by Matt Hanisch USC — The norovirus, which has infected 103 students since October 26, causes vomiting, nausea, and diarrhea Read more
Entertainment News in Brief Netflix Adds “& Chill” Section Featuring Several Hours of Background Noise September 28, 2016January 21, 2021 Matt Hanisch 6525 Views by Matt Hanisch LOS GATOS, CA — Based on feedback from numerous sources, Netflix has discovered that its viewers no Read more
News in Brief Politics Dakota Access Pipeline Finds Alt. Route Through Black Neighborhood September 19, 2016January 21, 2021 Matt Hanisch 4699 Views by Matt Hanisch LAKE OAHE, ND — After enduring several protests from members of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe, developers Read more
World Scientists Calculate the 100th Letter of LGBTQA September 13, 2016January 21, 2021 Matt Hanisch 4094 Views by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA -- Scientists have long wondered about the increasing number of letters in LGBTQA+, but Read more