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Woman Posts Picture of Back of Man’s Head for National Situationship Day

October 3, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Julie Walters boldly posted an Instagram story of the back of a

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“Oh Wow, You Have a Tech Startup in Palo Alto? That’s Sooooo Cool” And Other Useful Phrases to Get Laid This Weekend

September 9, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili Caption: There’s just something about guys who wear the skinny jean/running shoes combo (heart eyes emoji that I

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“Weed Opened My Third Eye” Says Man Who Hasn’t Opened a Book in Five Years

March 7, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC student and renowned activist Robert Davis has devoted his life to destigmatizing recreational

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Hazardous Materials at DPS Office Render Hundreds of Pounds of Pork Inedible

February 11, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA ––– At 4:47pm on February 9, USC TrojansAlert email alerted the university of a hazardous

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LGBTQ+ Student Center Installs Metal Detectors at Entrance to Screen for Mandatory Nose Ring

February 6, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA — Since its establishment, the LGBTQ+ Student Center (LGBTQ+SC) has offered priceless resources and opportunities

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5 Affirmations to Comfort Yourself After Getting Dumped

December 2, 2022August 25, 2024 Lili

5 Affirmations to Comfort Yourself after Getting Dumped By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA –– You’ve been dumped, and it feels

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Local Dirtbag So Far From Holiness Village Mormons Beg Her Not to Convert

October 5, 2022August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA––After a duo of Mormons stopped USC sophomore Janet Pierce outside Dulce last Tuesday, she expressed

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Student Finally Watches Hentai Without Subtitles After Four Years of Japanese

May 16, 2022August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA –– USC senior Simon Griffin reports that after eight laborious semesters of intensive Japanese courses,

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Student Turns McCarthy Dorm Into a BDSM Dungeon Using Command Strips

May 9, 2022August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA –– While conducting a mandatory Health and Safety Inspection in McCarthy Residential College, USC Housing

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Sustainability at USC: Spit Tests to Power Water Fountains, New Indoor Pool

November 15, 2021August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA – USC administration revealed Monday that the university has been dumping used COVID-19 spit tests

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