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Cool Parents Point and Laugh at Lame-Ass Virgin Son

February 3, 2017 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski ALHAMBRA, CA – Some people would consider having cool parents a gift. For high school senior Marcus

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Guy in Improv Class Can Kind of Do Christopher Walken Impression

January 27, 2017June 19, 2020 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski   |    photo by On the Spot WEST COVINA COMMUNITY THEATRE — Every Wednesday night at 8:00., aspiring

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Silverware Clinking Against Plates Only Sound When Teenage Daughter Brings Home Girlfriend For Christmas

December 9, 2016June 17, 2020 Hannah Ceselski

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Hannah Ceselski PASADENA, CA — This holiday season marked a historic evening for the Smith family as they spent

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