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Student Returns from Break to Find Roommate In Only Slightly Different Spot from When He Left

November 30, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett photos by Colton Stock USC–Sophomore Brandon Collins returned from break on Sunday to find his roommate Mikey

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Spoiled Freshman Still Waiting for Maids to Do His Laundry

November 23, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett and Kim Rogers USC–Freshman Percy Whittingham was shocked this morning to find his overflowing laundry bin still

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Extras Break Loose on Film Set, Ruin the Million Dollar Shot

November 16, 2015January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall HOLLYWOOD, CA–This morning on the production of John Wreck II: The Wreckoning, a pack of

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Cinema Students Protest Dental Students Using Their Coffee Bean

November 13, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS–Yesterday, film students protested dentists constantly “taking over” the Coffee Bean, a feud many

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USC Already Decorating for Christmas, Puts Up 100ft Tall Christmas Tree

November 6, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett USC–It’s the week after Halloween, and USC is taking no time off to prepare for the very

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Only Student to Show Up to Thursday Night Class on Game Day

October 8, 2015June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett 0 Comment articles, featured

by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall A LONELY CLASSROOM–Colton Stock, a sophomore, made the unfortunate decision to schedule a thursday

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It Rained Today, Drought Over

October 5, 2015October 16, 2015 Jack Hackett 0 Comment articles, featured

by Jack Hackett and Katarina Brandt SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA–Residents all over Southern California looked outside and witnessed water falling from the

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NASA Recalls Claim, Water On Mars Actually Just Leak In Rover

September 30, 2015January 23, 2021 Jack Hackett 0 Comment articles, featured

by Jack Hackett HOUSTON, TX–On Monday September 28, 2015, NASA scientists verified the existence of water on Mars after a

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Movies On the Slate for 2017

April 21, 2015January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett and Quinton Buxton HOLLYWOOD–In recent news, Sony Pictures has acquired the rights to the Robotech, an animated series

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DreamWorks Studios Announces New Themepark

March 26, 2015January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett 0 Comment articles, featured

by Jack Hackett DreamWorks SKG will be in some serious trouble if it cannot pull out a box office hit

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