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FDA Fast Tracks Covid Vaccine After Learning Coronavirus Causes Erectile Dysfunction

December 9, 2020January 21, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes WASHINGTON D.C. – On Saturday scientists announced erectile dysfunction could be a long-term side effect of Coronavirus,

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Conservatives Boycott Black Friday, Stating All Fridays Matter

November 27, 2020January 21, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes  CHARLESTON, SC – With Black Friday coming up, Americans are preparing for the busiest purchasing day of

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Scientists Learn COVID-19 Can Be Transmitted Through Gamer Girl Bathwater

November 9, 2020January 21, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes CAMBRIDGE, MA ― Researchers at MIT have discovered a new hotbed for the COVID-19 virus: gamer girl

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Quirky Yet Relatable Girl Falls Into A Deep Depression After Hearing ‘Parks and Recreation’ Is Leaving Netflix. It’s Me. I’m The Girl.

November 3, 2020November 2, 2020 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes Los Angeles, CA ― On October 1st, 2020 Parks and Recreation, the hilarious and beautiful tropical fish

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Girlboss Alert! We’re Like 80% Sure the Fly That Landed On Mike Pence’s Head Might be A Girl

October 7, 2020June 12, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

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