October 2016 – Page 2 – The Sack of Troy

Man Discovers Delightful Silence After Punching Everyone Around Him In the Throat

October 17, 2016January 9, 2017 Brent Stinebaker

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Brent Stinebaker | photo by Matt Hanisch LOS ANGELES, CA — From downtown to Santa Monica Carter Simons skipped

Local

Middle School Vice Principal In Backwards Chair Understands Your Problems

October 14, 2016 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve SUNNYVALE, CA — At Paterson Middle School’s main office, Vice Principal Wes Walczak spoke to several students

Local

Man Sadly Eats Entire ‘Brownie Explosion’ For Three By Himself

October 13, 2016October 13, 2016 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — In Waterson’s Ice Cream Shoppe, local man Jake Hermann ordered the ‘Brownie Explosion’,

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Marshall Students Required to Take Empathy Class

October 12, 2016June 19, 2020 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chai Karve LOS ANGELES, CA — USC’s esteemed Marshall School of Business has decided to add an empathy class.

World

God Confirms One Like Equivalent To One Prayer

October 11, 2016October 11, 2016 Michael Savio

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Savio HEAVEN – At a recent press conference, our divine Lord and Creator stated that, without a doubt,

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Breakups Increase After Parents Weekend as Students Discover How Significant Other Will Look in 25 Years

October 10, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte USC — As Parents Weekend comes to a close, breakups have increased by 50% after students came

Local

Podcast Listener Knows More Specific Bullshit Than You

October 7, 2016 Chai Karve

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers & Chai Karve SILVER LAKE, CA — A local friend group was enjoying a casual conversation about

Columns Strong Feelings

I Was a Feminist Until I Learned I Couldn’t Sexually Harass My Coworkers

October 6, 2016 Thomas Marshall

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Thomas Marshall I like to think of myself as a progressive. I read the literature, I try to keep

Politics

Tim Kaine Bursts Into Harmonica Solo In The Face Of Difficult Debate Questions

October 5, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Georgina Chiou LONGWOOD UNIVERSITY, VA — Democratic Vice Presidential nominee Tim Kaine has garnered a tremendous amount of attention

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“I’m So Poor” Complains Girl Who Just Spent $6 on a Sprinkles Cupcake

October 4, 2016June 19, 2020 Mimi Evans

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Mimi Evans USC — Sophomore Rayleigh Magda stood outside the Bookstore Monday evening with her friend, Amy Green. Magda