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GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes

October 15, 2025January 16, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman ONTARIO MILLS, CALIFORNIA –  A GoFundMe started by College Kids Against Climate Change Club to combat deforestation

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Rainbow Goldfish Only Four Fucking Colors

October 11, 2025January 16, 2026 Violet Rose Wang

By Violet Rose Wang LOS ANGELES, CA – Local bisexual, harlot, and mild Goldfish© fan Violet Rose Wang was devastated

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Hundreds Gather for National Agoraphobia Convention

October 5, 2025January 16, 2026 Kira Wallace

By Kira Wallace ALAKANUK, AK — After decades of organizers dodging each other’s calls, the National Agoraphobia Support Association (NASA)

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Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album

August 26, 2025August 26, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift just looked at the sales numbers for Adele’s 30 and sighed…and then

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Confusing: Pope Reincarnated

April 21, 2025May 3, 2025 Jackson Parker

By Jackson Parker VATICAN CITY  — In a shock announcement Monday morning The Vatican revealed that Pope Francis has been

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Top 10 Reasons To Cage All Gingers

March 26, 2025March 29, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman It’s St. Paddy’s Day season, which unfortunately means all the gingers are coming out. Here’s to hoping

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Twitter Likes Reinstated: Girls Around the World Excited to Stalk Their Situationships a Sixth Way

March 10, 2025March 14, 2025 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman WASHINGTON D.C. – Twitter, sorry, X has finally brought back the best invention of all time: viewable

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The Keebler Elves Break Into the Vape Industry

December 13, 2024December 13, 2024 Nino Muratori

By Nino Muratori KEEBLER HOLLOW TREE FACTORY, PA – Not to get political, but it’s no secret that “Sleepy” Joe

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Lol, Severed Penis on Sidewalk Pretty Small

December 6, 2024December 2, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias ALBANY, NY — Onlookers on Clarksville Road couldn’t help but let out a little giggle during their

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Report: Hottest Woman You Know Dating A PVC Pipe With Eyes

October 3, 2024October 8, 2024 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES – This National Boyfriend’s Day, the most gorgeous woman to grace this planet announced via

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