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“Heh. Still got it,” Mutters Cinephile After Successfully Calling 12 Year Old Marvel Fan a Slur on Reddit

May 3, 2023May 3, 2023 Aidan Driscoll

By Aidan Driscoll LOS ANGELES, CA —Self-described cinephile Paul Blowfish, recently chuckled quietly and muttered to himself that he’s “Still

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Local Man in Open Relationship Surprisingly Gets Laid More than Wife

May 1, 2023May 1, 2023 Scott Altsuler

By Scott Altsuler ST. LOUIS, MO – After eight years of marriage, high school sweethearts Nick and Lena Freeman have

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We found 95 instances of plagiarism in a USC scientist’s new book. Sales have been suspended

March 6, 2023March 6, 2023 Staff

By Staff The publication of a new book by Dr. David Agus, the media-friendly USC oncologist who leads the Lawrence

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Griffith Astronomers Find Last Star Visible in LA Just Carl’s Jr. Logo

December 29, 2022December 25, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES — Two months after Governor Gavin Newsom vetoed legislation to reduce light pollution, Griffith Observatory

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Hecuba a Little Too Turned On While Being Wrapped In Duct Tape

November 18, 2022November 17, 2022 Alexandra Ornes

By Lexa Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s Conquest Week at USC, which also happens to be Hecuba’s favorite time

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Self-Proclaimed “Golden Retriever Boy” Comes Out As Furry

October 19, 2022October 18, 2022 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Self-proclaimed ‘Golden Retriever Boy’ Cameron Turner has come out as a furry. The

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