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GoFundMe to Save Rainforests Accidentally Saves Rainforest Cafes

October 15, 2025January 16, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By Gracie Silberman ONTARIO MILLS, CALIFORNIA –  A GoFundMe started by College Kids Against Climate Change Club to combat deforestation

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Hundreds Gather for National Agoraphobia Convention

October 5, 2025January 16, 2026 Kira Wallace

By Kira Wallace ALAKANUK, AK — After decades of organizers dodging each other’s calls, the National Agoraphobia Support Association (NASA)

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Pronoun Debate Comes To a Boil as Him Gets 29% on Rotten Tomatoes

September 25, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – The debate over gender pronouns has escalated following negative criticism of the new

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CIA Injects Lab Grown Evil Lesbians into Dating Pool in Attempt to Drive Messy She/They Bisexuals to Republicanism

September 24, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Rapp rapp. A knuckle taps on the glass, not yearning for freedom, but for chaos – the

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White House Announces Band-Aids The Cause of Sepsis 

September 22, 2025January 16, 2026 Sarah Ruiz

By Sarah Ruiz WASHINGTON, D.C. – This afternoon President Trump and U.S. Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F.

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The Tonight Dough Prices Surge as People Confuse Jimmy Kimmel with Jimmy Fallon

September 18, 2025January 8, 2026 Pablo Rodriguez

By Pablo Rodriguez LOS ANGELES, CA – The price of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavor The Tonight Dough has

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Big Beautiful Bill Requires Everyone on Medicaid to Just, Like, Figure it Out

July 5, 2025July 23, 2025 Charlotte Dekle

By Charlotte Dekle  WASHINGTON, DC — After multiple days of not so careful deliberation, congressional ass grabs, and strongly worded

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To Struggling Harvard Students…We’re Here For You

June 15, 2025July 23, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer In a time where higher education is under attack, Harvard students and their educations have become political

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Trump Pauses Tariffs So He Can Audit A High School Economics Class

April 9, 2025April 18, 2025 Dean Woods

Headline by Dean Woods Article by Bill Rockas WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has placed a 90 day pause

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Elon Musk Raises Arm of Tesla Logo Juuuuuust A Little

February 6, 2025February 11, 2025 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly USA — In a tumultuous beginning to the new year, Elon Musk announced that one arm of

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