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Taylor Swift Drops First Easter Egg for 2030 Divorce Album

August 26, 2025August 26, 2025 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer NASHVILLE, TN – Taylor Swift just looked at the sales numbers for Adele’s 30 and sighed…and then

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All Football Hopefuls Must Tryout With an Eight Bar Cut of “Single Ladies”

August 24, 2025August 26, 2025 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Deckle LOS ANGELES, CA — With football walk-on tryouts just around the corner, legions of wannabe Trojan football

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Opinion: Why I, A 5’10” Unathletic Male, Am The Perfect Candidate To Replace Juju Watkins This Season

March 28, 2025March 29, 2025 Dean Woods

By Dean Woods LOS ANGELES, CA – The USC community and the nation as a whole witnessed a devastating moment

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NFL Playoffs Briefly Overshadowed By Hulking Alien Monolith Blocking the Sun

February 3, 2025February 4, 2025 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly US — In a shocking and unexpected event this weekend, NFL playoff games were briefly overshadowed by

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SC Loses After Freshman Forgets To Kick Lamppost

November 30, 2024February 4, 2025 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas LOS ANGELES, CA – As the Trojans concluded their lackluster Big 10 season with a loss to

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Rivalry Game Actually Just A Mid-Off

November 23, 2024December 2, 2024 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster PASADENA, CA — Following much anticipation for the 2024 USC V. UCLA rivalry game, both teams fought

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Scientists Offer Banging Head Against Wall as Relaxing Alternative to USC Football

October 19, 2024February 4, 2025 Liam Stephenson

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES –  After USC’s loss to alleged school University of Maryland, scientists have concluded that self-inflicted

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USC Steps Away in 4th Quarter To Honor Yom Kippur

October 13, 2024October 15, 2024 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — This Saturday, October 12th’s highly anticipated matchup pinning USC against football juggernaut Penn

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Trojans Learn An Important Lesson In Friendship, Lose 24-27

October 7, 2024October 8, 2024 Phineas Kelly

By Phineas Kelly MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Despite a heartbreaking loss, the Trojans learned an important and relatable lesson about friendship

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M&M’s Spokescandies Executed by Firing Squad at Super Bowl

February 14, 2023October 23, 2024 Julian Avrith

By Julian Avrith GLENDALE, AZ– This Super Bowl Sunday, the world famous colorful M&M’s spokescandies were executed by a firing

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