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“People Need to Be More Open-Minded,” Asserts Woman Who Unfriended Everyone with Different Views

November 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte SILVER LAKE, CA — Saddened by the country’s deep ideological divisions, local woman Marilyn Reed made a

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Hillary Clinton Hangs Up Spurs, Moseys Off Into Sunset

November 11, 2016January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett AMERICA — After failing to make it into the presidential office on Tuesday, Hillary Clinton called it

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The Sack of Troy Endorses Mikey McCormack For 8th Grade Class President

November 7, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] The Sack of Troy strives to bring our readers objective news they can trust, no matter their political leanings.

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“This Will Go Over Great!” Says White Guy Dressed For Halloween As Smurf with ‘Blue Lives Matter’ Sign

October 31, 2016June 19, 2020 Quinton Buxton

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Quinton Buxton THE ROW — This year, Halloween promises to provide students not only with an opportunity to drown

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Tim Kaine Bursts Into Harmonica Solo In The Face Of Difficult Debate Questions

October 5, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Georgina Chiou LONGWOOD UNIVERSITY, VA — Democratic Vice Presidential nominee Tim Kaine has garnered a tremendous amount of attention

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Voters Relieved Debate Changed Nothing

September 27, 2016 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Staff AMERICA — The first presidential debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump quelled the fears of local voters

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Police Commit to Shooting More Unarmed White People to Ensure Equality

September 21, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alan Smithee LAS VEGAS, NV — With over 136 black people killed to date by police officers in the

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Dakota Access Pipeline Finds Alt. Route Through Black Neighborhood

September 19, 2016January 21, 2021 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LAKE OAHE, ND — After enduring several protests from members of the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe, developers

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Frat Wonders If Enough Time Has Passed To Throw 9/11 Themed Party

September 9, 2016June 19, 2020 Staff

According to ΣΩT president Robert Meyer, the party could easily be “lit” and the Sunday evening event would “blow up” the row, puns intended, unless it’s still too soon.

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Flag No Longer Sure Why It’s at Half-Mast

August 15, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat — Photo by The Why LOS ANGELES — For five consecutive weeks now, the American Flag outside

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