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Ballot Box Near Library Finds Dozens of Votes Cast for “Eat, Pray, Love”

November 4, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long

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Steve Kornacki Actually Just Playing Fruit Ninja

November 4, 2020June 12, 2021 Veronica Marks

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Republicans Celebrate Spooky Season By Making Americans Fear For the Future of Their Civil Rights

October 26, 2020June 9, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

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Jeffrey Katzenberg Insists Quibi Would Have Succeeded with Better Timing, Better Marketing, Better UI, Better Pricing, Better Release Strategy, Better Content, and Better Core Concept

October 22, 2020June 9, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long “Jeffrey Katzenberg” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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Girlboss Alert! This Hot New Female Supreme Court Justice Might Take Away My Reproductive Rights

October 8, 2020June 12, 2021 #bossbitch

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Girlboss Alert! We’re Like 80% Sure the Fly That Landed On Mike Pence’s Head Might be A Girl

October 7, 2020June 12, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

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Girlboss Alert! This Woman Gave the President COVID

October 6, 2020June 12, 2021 #bossbitch

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“We Must Separate the Art from the Artist” Says Surgeon Removing Clay Shards From Sculptor’s Eye

September 24, 2020September 22, 2021 Preston Long

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South Rises Again

August 26, 2020June 12, 2021 Thomas Johnston
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Visibly Erect Tommy Trojan Asks to Be Covered in Duct Tape All Year

November 26, 2019June 12, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

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