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Nice! Redbubble Hydro Flask Stickers Compensate For Woman’s Utter Lack Of Personality

February 17, 2024February 11, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite having the personality of a damp Cheeto puff, local freshman Miriam Jones

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“I’m Falling In Love With Life,” Says Woman Who Has Never Had To Work A Minimum Wage Job 

February 7, 2024January 31, 2024 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local nepo baby and Q-list Internet celebrity Sally Perkins defied all odds and

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Future Salary Directly Correlated With How Often You Post on LinkedIn

November 27, 2023November 26, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias SUNNYVALE, CA — A study conducted by USC Marshall’s Department of Research and Employment Analytics determined that

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Top Ten Street Signs That’ll Make You Say “Nah, I’m Good”

October 25, 2023October 18, 2023 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias COLUMBUS, OH — When you turned 17, you took two left turns (one of them with a

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Pumpkin Spice, Crunchy Leaves, and 8 Other Autumn Staples To Help You Forget About Your Terminal Illness (Even If Just For A Moment)

October 24, 2023October 23, 2023 Dylan Keeffe

By Dylan Keeffe DIGNITY HEALTH HOSPITAL, CA – As the seasons change like the IVs placed into your arms by

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Self-Proclaimed “Cottagecore Girly” Just a White Woman With Bangs and a Maxi Skirt

October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Malaya Galindez

By Malaya Galindez NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – After a slew of TikTok hate comments filled her page, cottagecore

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Woman Posts Picture of Back of Man’s Head for National Situationship Day

October 3, 2023August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CA — Local woman Julie Walters boldly posted an Instagram story of the back of a

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Eurocentric Asshole Only Thinks About The Ming Dynasty Every Two Weeks

September 29, 2023September 26, 2023 Jackson Parker

By Jackson Parker BOSTON, MA – Although he reflects on the Roman Empire’s contributions to society weekly, local Boston College

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“I Would Never Spank My Child,” Says White Mom Who Walks Her Son On A Dog Leash

September 27, 2023September 26, 2023 Megan Dang

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Local white helicopter mom Katherine Dodson spoke out, unprompted, against the inhumane practice

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All of Gen Z Does Something You Don’t Like

September 24, 2023May 2, 2024 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas EVERYWHERE, SEEMINGLY – The country is in disarray! The entirety of Gen Z just DID something you,

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