Woman Working from Home Grabbing Own Ass for Sense of Normalcy
By Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — Despite recent openings of restaurants and retail locations, many offices remain shut due
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Violent Terrorist Puts Pickles on Cop’s Burger Even Though They Specifically Said No Pickles
By Jonathan Krone LUBBOCK, TEXAS – At a local McDonald’s, a violent and dangerous terrorist made an attempt on an
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Study Reveals 95% of Movies on Netflix Are Too “Out There” for Mom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jack Walz LOS ANGELES, CA — In an effort to better understand middle-aged audiences, a team of researchers from
Read moreFemale Jogger Breaks Personal Record for Most Miles with Van Following
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Melanie Hoffmann TUCSON, AZ — On Thursday, local Tucson resident Winona Clark passed a personal milestone in her fitness
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College Friends Finally Get to Reunite After Their Weird Friend Makes Them on the Sims
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text] By Bryn Doyle CARLSBAD, CA – After two months of quarantine and the school year over, University of Southern California
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Local Man Reaches Bottom of Pornhub
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone HOBOKEN, NJ — During a long and unsuccessful search for the perfect porno to stroke his sausage
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Silver Lining: This Old Man with Alzheimer’s Just Forgot How to be Racist
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Patrick Duffy WORCHESTER, MA — They say that when God closes a door, He opens a window, and while
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Local Man Swears Mother’s Day Card was Lost in Mail on Way to her Room
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Melanie Hoffmann FRESNO, CA — Despite the tragedy of the COVID-19 pandemic, local mother Martha Ginderson was happy that
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Self-Respecting Dog Believes Right Squirrel Won’t Need to be Chased
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Christine Politte PASADENA, CA — For local pooch Murphy, the dog days are over — or at least the
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New Succulent Owner Still Depressed
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Patrick Duffy LOS ANGELES, CA — Multiple reports from witnesses, roommates, and mental health specialists confirmed that local university
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