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Quiz: Which “Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel” Lyric Describes Your Sex Life?

December 10, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan The Sack of Troy’s most brilliant and dedicated in-house sociologists have discovered that every human being’s sex

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Top Five Things Carrie Underwood Did When She Got Cheated On

December 8, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young #1 – Dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive

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New Barstool Podcast Just a Live Goat, a Pair of Timberland Boots, and Bella Thorne

December 2, 2020January 21, 2021 Callahan Teceno

By Callahan Teceno  New York City, NY – Earlier this month, media conglomerate/cult Barstool Sports, unveiled their newest podcast which

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New SDA Study Finds 80% of BFA Students Believe BAs Don’t Actually Know How to Read

November 24, 2020November 24, 2020 Callahan Teceno

By Callahan Teceno  LOS ANGELES, CA — Yesterday, the University of Southern California’s School of Dramatic Arts released a new

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“Oh No!” Kool-Aid Man Charged With Breaking and Entering

November 20, 2020January 21, 2021 Toby Ilogu

by Toby Ilogu SAN BERNARDINO, CA — On Thursday at approximately 4 a.m., police received a call from a distressed

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As Fall Musical Season Approaches, Theatre Students Facing Epidemic of No One Paying Attention to Them in Denny’s

November 12, 2020January 21, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillipp SCHAUMBURG, IL – On a regular November night at any given suburban Denny’s, the restaurant’s dining room

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Rolling Stone’s “500 Greatest Albums of All Time” Finally Ranks Peppa Pig: My First Album at Number 1

November 11, 2020January 21, 2021 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – Every ten years or so, American music magazine Rolling Stone releases their picks

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“Gritty” and “Morally Ambiguous” Student Film Just Sexist and Racist

November 10, 2020November 8, 2020 Charlie McCollum

By Charlie McCollum SAN CLEMENTE, CA –– SCA Film Production student Marcel Caspér promised his audience to expect something “new,”

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Trump Family Belting “Do You Hear the People Sing?” From Makeshift Oval Office Barricade

November 6, 2020February 6, 2021 Charlie McCollum

By Charlie McCollum WASHINGTON, DC – Instead of wallowing in misery after election results indicate a Biden victory, the Trump

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Steve Kornacki Actually Just Playing Fruit Ninja

November 4, 2020June 12, 2021 Veronica Marks

By Veronica Marks

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