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Top Five Things Carrie Underwood Did When She Got Cheated On

December 8, 2020December 6, 2020 Mia Young 602 Views

By Mia Young

#1 – Dug her key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive

Woah! Carrie! Kind of violent don’t you think? What about law enforcement?

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