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Beong Soo Kim Displays Symptoms Of Having A Spine

October 16, 2025January 16, 2026 Staff

By Noelle Villasenor and Quinn Healey LOS ANGELES, CA – Ferrel Kolt, M.D.,  Beong Soo Kim’s primary care physician, just

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USC Demolition Club Takes an Unconventional Approach to Open House

October 13, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — USC’s Demolition Club surprised and delighted prospective members by demolishing Ronald Tutor Campus

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A Definitive Ranking of The USC Village Accent Walls

October 9, 2025January 16, 2026 Gracie Silberman

By: Gracie Silberman LOS ANGELES, CA-  As we get closer to the LA 2028 Olympics, and thus The Village’s true

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Fall Break Touchy Subject For Humpty Dumpty

October 8, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – Fragile and sensitive boy Humpty Dumpty reportedly cried and ran out of his

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USC Admin Announces Budget Woes Will Be Solved as Soon as Six-Leg Parlay Hits This Weekend

October 6, 2025January 16, 2026 Alex Wong

By Alex Wong LOS ANGELES, CA — In a Thursday press conference, Chair of the USC Board of Trustees, Suzanne

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Frat Announces New York Philharmonic as Next Big Headliner

October 3, 2025January 16, 2026 Gabby Frugoni

By Gabby Frugoni LOS ANGELES, CA – Sigma Chi Fraternity has announced that the New York Philharmonic will be performing

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USC Hires Riddle-Telling Bridge Trolls As GE Lab Instructors

October 1, 2025January 16, 2026 Noelle Medina

By Noelle Medina LOS ANGELES, CA – You shall not pass… this class! With budget cuts hitting every department, USC

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Beong-Soo Kim Junior Named New President of USC

September 30, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer LOS ANGELES, CA — Immediately after announcing that USC is now taking laws regarding legacy admissions set

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Dick Wolf Drama Center Renamed to Dog Penis BFA Rehab

September 27, 2025January 16, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES, CA — Less than a year after USC’s School of Dramatic Arts named their new

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USC Affirms its Commitment to Being a Limited Speech Zone

September 21, 2025January 14, 2026 Margaret Danenhauer

By Margaret Danenhauer  LOS ANGELES — In a recent email to the student body, Interim President Beong-Soo Kim clarified USC’s

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