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Community Celebrates DPS Practices

November 8, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Last Saturday, the community surrounded the University of Southern California celebrated the Department of Public Safety’s initiatives

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Golf Cart Pileup on Trousdale Parkway Maims 7

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman

By Axel Hellman A peaceful morning on Trousdale Parkway at the heart of USC quickly turned into a horrific scene

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Kaufman School to Offer Pole Dancing Class

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Staff In addition to ballroom, hip-hop and jazz dance, students will soon be able to take pole dancing as

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Student from Los Angeles Takes Metro for First Time

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Jocelyn Chang, a freshman majoring in puppetry performance at the USC School of Dramatic Arts,  announced that

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Homeless Refuse Dining Hall Swipes

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Last December, USC Swipes for the Homeless asked students to donate their excess Dining Dollars to benefit needy

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USC Ranked Most Secure Prison in Southern California

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina USC’s “enhanced” security measures have drawn the attention of more than just its students. Prison Security Ranker,

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DPS Alert Text Saves the Day During SAG Awards

November 7, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Brad Tradonsky Students’ viewing of the Screen Actors Guild Awards was rudely interrupted by an extremely important text from

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Fun Event Occurs at Parkside- Onlookers in Disbelief

November 7, 2013February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman On Thursday evening, news broke of an apparent “event” at Parkside.  University officials were at first doubtful that

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USC Film School Pirated

November 7, 2013June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman USC has spent decades building its School of Cinematic Arts (SCA) into what is arguably the best

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U.S. News College Rankings: USC Finally Better than Dartmouth. Administrators Rejoice

November 7, 2013February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Early on Thursday evening, USC administrators received confirmation that the U.S. News College Rankings had upped USC’s

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