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USC Places Artificial Snow in front of Tommy Trojan, Nikias Announces Snow Day

December 6, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Nighttime Security Measures Repel Criminal Gang

December 5, 2013January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Above-  Photo by guillermogg University administrators expressed relief after last year’s new security measures repelled an attack on

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Funding Runs Out, Schwarzenegger Institute Terminated

December 5, 2013June 17, 2020 Staff headline
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Student Thinks He Has Chance of Success in Entertainment Industry

December 4, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Freshman Realizes EVK “Japanese Bar” “Chinese Bar” “Rice and Noodle Bar” “Teriyaki Bar” and “Mongolian Barbecue Bar” Actually The Same

December 3, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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Javorius Allen Suffers Broken Back After Carrying Entire Team

December 1, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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DPS Breaks Up Nikias Fundrager

November 29, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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What USC Students Are Thankful For

November 28, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff graphic
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Nikias Hosts Thanksgiving Dinner, Males Charged $5 for Entry

November 28, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff headline
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USC Bookstores Justify Sweatshop Products, “To Maintain Our Famously Low Prices”

November 26, 2013June 19, 2020 Staff
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