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Lowell Institute For Renewable Energy Develops Cannabis-Powered Vehicle

February 17, 2014January 21, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash Suspicions of something strange on campus have been on the rise since August, when an increasing number

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Buff Guy at Lyon Center Marries His Own Reflection

February 16, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Jared Eggerton, a junior studying gym-ometry, was working his upper body when he locked eyes with his

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Film Students Form Totally Legit Production Company To Create “Important” Short Films

February 15, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Ryan Lee Whereas other film students are busy simply learning the tools of filmmaking, some students have taken it

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Shootings Bring Terror, Sandwiches to USC

February 12, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Madeline Karabian Photo by JaBB LOS ANGELES, CAL. – After the reported shooting at the Lorenzo Apartments last Friday,

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Production Student Found Dead in Avid Lab After 60 Hour Editing Session

February 11, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Andy Gause photo by Yuba College Public Space SCHOOL OF CINEMATIC ARTS- Will Odenkirk, a junior film production major,

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Student Hospitalized Following Consumption of EVK “Food”

February 10, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

photo by Rob Smat An unnamed USC student was taken by ambulance to the Good Samaritan Hospital after accidentally consuming

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Student Accidentally Attends Non-Football Sporting Event

February 9, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause Photo by Lauren Williams Last semester, Johnny ‘Foosball’ Burgess, a freshman hippie punching major, stumbled upon a

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New Bicycle Safety Measures Announced by DPS

February 8, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu Photo by Erik Levin Responding to the growing problem of dangerous and erratic bicycle traffic, the Department

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Lorenzo Buys Hollywood Sign, Replaces it with Advertisement for Affordable Student Housing

February 6, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Andy Gause photo by Zoe Haddad through Hollywood Sign Generator On Friday, G. H. Palmer Associates, owner of the Lorenzo

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Cafe 84 Shut Down Following Contamination by EVK Food

February 5, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

On Monday, February 3, USC officials shut down one of the three “dining” halls without explanation. Recently released reports explain

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