College – Page 49 – The Sack of Troy

Student’s Promise to Get Buddy ‘Super-Laid’ Goes Unfulfilled

by Andy Gause On Saturday night, Lance Griffin, a senior studying flirting, made it his goal to get his structural

by Kim Rogers UNIVERSITY PARK– This past week, students at the University of Southern California reported receiving emails denoting the

by Staff USC has a long history of press releases and admissions website testimonials about diversity. But today, the university

by Joseph Grazier UNIVERSITY PARK–After a series of “totally midlife crisis unrelated” events, as well as an accidental bath in

by Tyler Pullen USC–As a private university, USC’s primary source of funding is from donations from unusually wealthy alumni. Realizing

by Luke Phillips A USC accounting major, John Elbright, is reportedly concerned about his long-term girlfriend’s decision to attend a

by Matt Prusak MOJAVE DESERT — Plato’s cave may soon be relegated to myth after all. The philosophy industry, for

by Staff BOVARD AUDITORIUM — For the second year in a row, the university released a dollar-by-dollar enumeration of how

by Staff BOVARD AUDITORIUM–Last year, the Department of Justice named USC among 55 American universities that underreported or mishandled cases

by Noah Suarez-Sikes LOS ANGELES, CALIF.– Following a brief but mysterious press release from the university, President Nikias has announced