Scott Altsuler

From the Archives: Local Carpenter Upset Nobody Noticed his Resurrection

By Scott Altsuler JERUSALEM – Local Bethlehem craftsman Jesus Christ claims he died three days ago and miraculously rose from

By Scott Altsuler Caption: Just wait until after the Instagram post Barbie and Ken (Barbie) After the cultural phenomenon of

By Scott Altsuler ST. LOUIS, MO – After eight years of marriage, high school sweethearts Nick and Lena Freeman have

By Scott Altsuler BOSTON, MA – After Al Gore invented the environment in 1993, “energy efficient” corporations have spent countless

By Scott Altsuler We all know that one person that takes their birthday and celebrates the whole week, and I

By Scott Altsuler College is a time for making new friends, and it’s always better when those friends come with

By Scott Altsuler SEATTLE, WA – Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has launched a new project that promises complete deforestation of

By Scott Altsuler CHEVY CHASE, MD – Earlier this week, GEICO unveiled a new, sexier look for their iconic lizard,