Sarah Cortina

“See, New York Is Just Fucking Better than LA,” Coughs USC New Yorker Through Cloud of Smoke

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK, NY — The long standing bicoastal argument over which city reigns supreme falls to the

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK, NEW YORK — This past weekend, supermodel Emily Ratajkowksi was spotted with Cocaine Bear. In

By Sarah Cortina WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite a long-standing fight to grant statehood to the District of Columbia, and amid

By Sarah Cortina ATLANTA, GA — Following a rise in complaints from women about the side effects that often come

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles County grocery store favored among influencers off duty has decided

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — UPIFC fraternity Pi Omega Sigma, colloquially known as POS, was slammed this week

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK — Following confirmation of his latest fling with supermodel Emily Ratajkowski, Pete Davidson cemented his

By Sarah Cortina AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS — Celia Müller, a Geneva native, has taken a sex neutral approach to her sex

By Sarah Cortina PALM BEACH, FL — After the FBI raided his Mar-a-Lago estate, Donald Trump insisted that incriminating documents

By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — Local man Travis Porter was disappointed to find out that Wrigley Field’s clear bag