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Hey, The Student Conduct Code Doesn’t Say Anything About Two Cousins and An Earnest Mistake

February 16, 2018June 17, 2020 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli LOS ANGELES, CA– As a student here at USC, I am very proud about my faithfulness to

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NBC Renews Law & Order: SVU Through 2086

February 15, 2018February 15, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joseph Grazier LOS ANGELES, CA – In a contract that pays Dick Wolf enough money to purchase a “sizable”

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Master of Seduction Buys Grocery Store Roses and Olive Garden Gift Card

February 14, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kylie Harrington CULVER CITY, CA  — A local Ralph’s checkout line was left stunned as a master of love

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Entertainment 

Band Leaves Stage, Comes Back, Plays Another Song

February 9, 2018January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Alex Greenblatt LOS ANGELES — After a 90-minute set, local rock band The Good Boys decided to take things

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World 

Scientists Finally Agree On What Constitutes Third Base

February 8, 2018January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka NEW YORK CITY, NY – For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and teenagers have ferociously debated what, exactly, constitutes

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Local 

Fifth Member of Friend Group “Doesn’t Understand What’s So F*cking Funny”

February 6, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA, — College student Tom Davis has a problem with the new friend group that

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Local 

Can’t Dance? Try Hopping on Hot Coals or Having a Cowboy Shoot at Your Feet!

February 1, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Colton Stock USC DIVISION OF BIOKINESIOLOGY – After nearly three decades of research, the USC Division of Biokinesiology and

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Local 

Local Man Brimming with Self-Hatred Surprised to Learn Everyone Hates Him Too

January 30, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Local man Jerry Wilson has consistently ranked himself number one on his list

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Local 

Local Mom Pregames for Target Run with Glass of Wine

January 29, 2018January 29, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra DULUTH, MN – After dropping the kids off at a sleepover, Sherry Gables kicked off her loafers,

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Area Man Fakes Own Death, Successfully Avoids Driving Roommate To Airport

January 19, 2018 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Emily Halaka LOS ANGELES, CA – As investigators continued to search for the body of murdered Glendale native Derek

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