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Cafe 84 Shut Down Following Contamination by EVK Food

February 5, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

On Monday, February 3, USC officials shut down one of the three “dining” halls without explanation. Recently released reports explain

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USC Freshman May Have Mailbox-Checking Problem

February 4, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff videos

The Sack of Troy’s first exclusive news video uncovers a startling and dangerous trend among new USC students.  Watch as reporter Zoe

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$39 Million Donation from Amazon Inc. to Fund Cutting-Edge “Hall of Lecture Halls”

February 2, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Jack Koppa In another stunning victory for President C.L. Max Nikias and his scrappy underdog university, Amazon Inc. has

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Graphic Design Ability Key Issue in USG Race, New Poll Finds

February 1, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Anshu Siripurapu As the Undergraduate Student Government presidential race heats up, candidates of the major tickets are campaigning furiously,

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College Local 

NSA helps student find lost phone

January 30, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Matt Kalina Stephen Barowitz, a sophomore majoring in information systems consolidation and integration management was robbed of his phone

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Kim Regime to Central African Republic Rebels: “We’re Scarier than you.”

January 30, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Staff Above: Kim (center) and his uncle Jang (right).  Photo by zennie62 In an exclusive Skype interview with The Sack

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News in Brief 

Graphic: State of the Union

January 29, 2014December 16, 2015 Staff graphic

Various newspapers react to President Obama’s 2014 congressional address.

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College Entertainment USC 

Disney Buys George Lucas Building in SCA

January 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Following its purchase of LucasFilm back in October of 2012, the Walt Disney Company has recently purchased

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College 

Naive Freshman Overhears Roommate Having Sex, Asks If Girl is Okay

January 28, 2014January 21, 2021 Staff articles

by Zoe Haddad Image courtesy of docoverachiever. Last night at 11:37 pm PST, junior David O’Connor’s roommate Jonathan Tenner, a

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College Videos 

EVK Advertisement

January 25, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff videos

by Matthew Wunderlich This is a slightly dated but still highly appealing commercial for EVK, known as “the best dining

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